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A 1954 OLDSMOBILE owned by Robert Alexander Sinclair of Kitimat was des-
troyed by fire Wednesday on Highway 16 west about one mile from Terrace. The
fire, which left only the metal shell intact, is believed to have started from an
ed reports stated that Sinclair was stopped by
another motorist who spotted flames coming from under the car, just moments be-
fore the car was engulfed by flames,

(Gauthreau photo)

Polly is a aupe of we
clever modern advertising
profession. Ad men realize
that teen-agers, as well as
college coeds, yearn to ap-
pear sophisticated and older
than their years. So advertis-
ers easily cause a 2-legged
stampede hy merely intimat-
ing that their merchandise
will make girls rate higher
as “date bate.”

By GEORGE W. CRANE,

. Ph. B., M, 0.

CASE €-511; Polly D., aged
18, is a college freshman.
-"“Dr. Crane,” she asked, “dur-
ing your address to our Con-
vention this morning, you said
that men do not want wives
who smoke,

“Why should they object?

“For many men are chain
smokers themselvest

“And aren't women entitled
to equal rights with men?”

GIRLS, BEWARE

Only ONE man of possibly!
50,000 who have written to our
inter-faith eleemosynary” Scien-
tifte Marriage Foundation- has
ever asked for a girl who smok-
ed or drank liquor!

men have specifically warned
us: .
“Don't waste my time intro-
ducing me to a woman who
smokes.”
But suffragettes like Pally
will reply:
“Men offer girls cigarettes
and liquor, so doesn’t that fact
disagree wilh the Scientific
Marriage Foundation’s data?”
No, it doesn't, at all! \
For when men seek a wife,
they use a double standard!
.Qn a casual] evening date
with a woman about whom they
care little and whom they plan
to seduce befere morning, they:
naturally offer her liquor and
cigarettes.
' But those girls are rated as
simply “Gcadtime Gerties" and
not prospects for marriage.
_ They may be cast aside next
morning like a used cigarette.
You modern girls must thus
get hep to the rigid distinction
that still exists between para-
mours and wives!
"Dr, Crane,” the usual male
will protest,, “I don’t want a
wife who will suck on a cigar-
ette while our baby is nursing
at her breast, ‘lest she dron
ashes into its eyes!”
Advertisers, however, hood-
wink millions of teen-agers by
‘haking it appear sophisiticated
and popular to suck on cigar-
ettes and swill down hard
liquor,
Girls, it isn’t so!
Ohe of my big husky North-
western University students,
irriatably stated: ‘
- “Dy, Crane, I never like ta
kiss a coed and smell a camel!”
-- But women are less logical
than ment! .
: They stampede more easily,
which is why the advertisers
can quickly get them to adopt
any bizarre fashion or fad.
‘Tt is no. exaggeration to say
that a few smart advertisers

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tranquil, mood : which’ every.
bride will recognize as a vital
‘| essential to beauty, ‘

coeds into pinning raw oysters
on their evening growns in lieu
of corsages!

All that would be necessary
is to get a few of the social
Paceselters in society (bell-
wethers, the sheepherders call
such) to start the fad.

Quole a few endorsements
from society leaders. Run pic-
tures of a few female movie
Stars wearing the raw oysters.

And, presto, you would have
the fad sweeping the colleges
just like previous college fads
of swallowing live goldfish or
cramming into phone booths

and compact cars.

The present craze is scream-
ing over Beatles and marching
in beatnik street parades!

Men know that it is much
easier to seduce a girl who

drinks for after a couple of
highballs, she can excuse her
sexual misconduct with the
alibi: .

“Well, I was intoxicated and
didn’t know what I was doing.”

Note tomorrow's follow-up if
you want to see how “sheepish”
college coeds can be!

(Always write to Dr, Crane
in care of this newspaper, ;
enclosing a long stamped, ad-
dressed envelope and 20c to
cover typing and printing |
costs when you send for one.
one of his booklets.)

If you ask a Spring ot sum-
mer Bride to name her single
most important beauty aid,
chances aye she will not think
of a multi-room aiy conditioner.

Nothing could be further
from her mind.’ .

And yet, an air conditioner
can contribute more to sum-
mertime beauty than many
cosmetics, deodorants, and hair
sprays according to research
experts at the General Electric
Company. ;

They point out that the
greatest booi to beauty is
deep, refreshing slumber,night
after night, throughout the
muggiest weather. A single
Superthrust air conditioner,
for example, can easily move
cool air around the living room,
down halls and into adjacent
bedrooms to create a climate
conducive to beauty, Cool, dry”
filteted air .promotes sleep
while eliminating minor phys-
leal causes of sleeplessness
such as sogey and rumpled hed
clothes, excessive perspiration,
and the irritating effects of
dust and pollen. ‘.

With cool air in bedroom and
:bathroom, makeup can be ap-

sphere. (You are apt to: stay
beautiful longer.} .

Dresses, suits and gowns re-
main crisp and pressed as do
sheets and pillowcases stored
away in dresser drawers and
closets. And who really, wanta
to perapire in the summer time
anyway? a
jaost importantly, a - cool
home helps to create a calm and

. She: will-find it easter to

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prepara meals in a cool kitchen,

ALL BRIDES ARE BEAUTIFUL .. . The problem is to stay that way during bot weather.
One solution is this Fashionette air conditioner, Light weight, lew encugh in cost to
meet most bridal budgets, it can be ourchased over-the-counter, taken home in the car
by friend or husband and installed in a matter of minutes, . , by General Electric.

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and serve them tastefully in a
cool dining area. Multi-room
air conditioning will also help
to filter out some of the inevit-
able smoke and grease which
amanates from the best-oper-
ated kitchens, thus keeping the
home brighter and the cack
prettier, .

But for the apartment or
small home, which most brides
move into, a Superthrust multi-
room air conditioner is more
economical than installing sev-
eral smaller individual units.
It can be mounted in a single
Window, and cools relatively
large areas as opposed to the
yoom-by-reom system, Several
yooms, an apartment or even’
4 modest-size house can be air
conditioned providing the lay-
out of rooms permits free air
flow. Superthrust models in
varying capacities and prices
feature a new Thrust Selector
dial that enables- the young
homemaker to match the flow.
of air to the shape and location
of the raoms to be cooled.

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MILK NOW BANKED

EDMONTON (CP) — Human|f
milk for emergency use is to be |i
plied with extra care and skill] | supplied to Edmonton hospitals
and allawed time to set before | by a milk bank at General Hos-
leaving the’ house, Nail polish ; pilal, A physician said doctors :
dries hard and fast. Hair dries | might preserfbe human milk’
more quickly and holds the curl j for babies having trouble with |B

longer when it is combed out their formula if there were a |F
and sprayed inp cool, dry atmo-

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