PAGE 6, THE TOWNSMAN, Thursday June Té, 1977

- BLONDIE BY DEAN YOUNG AND JIM) BATHIOND

: 1 THOUGHT You
HARRIET HICKEY] | AND HARRIET HAO

THAT WE'RE
NOT .«
SPEAKING!

God Bless
The blind man was stand-
ing tn front of a building
jiggling his tin cup when a
woman stopped and dropped

bless you!" the blind man
beamed, “I knew you had a
kind heart the minute I laid
eyes on you.”

ry
Cuvq Wastures tunckcate, he. 1DTE. were nenta mere

; Close Shave
Stopping in an unfamiliar
barber shop for a shave, the
young bachelor took a fancy

WHAT PO YOU THINK
OF MY PLAN, LT Fuzz?
suggested dinner and a shaw
that evening. “T don’t think I
ought to,"’ was her shy reply.
“Dm married.” “Why don’t
you ask your husband.” the
iad suggested. “I'm sure he
wouldn't object.” “Ask him
yourself,” she shrugged.
“He’s shaving you!"

rng Fosturen Srrccete, rc, 1877. tests mgicte semitone.

Teeth Too

Orating on hell-fire,
the minister vividly de-
scribed the sufferings of the
damned, The congregation
sat in rapi attention as he
eloquently described Dante’s
inferno. At the end of his ser-
mon, he quoted from the
gospel: “On that day, there
will be a weeping and a
wailing and a gnashing of
teeth.” “But some of us have
no teeth,” interjected the
toothless senior citizen in
the back pew.. ‘On that
day,"" predicted the mini-
ster, “teeth will be pro-
vided.”

I PIDNY KNOW
HEY HAD
a\\ DIAL-A-SCOLP fa

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a quarter in the cup. “God.

to the manicure girl and ~