veccanam Island news, views and comments| By V. VICTOR VICTORIA - DUNCAN DE- FENCE DUD: Last week the com- bined forces of our civil defence ‘held an exercise in the South- ern part of the Island after a simulated drop of a megaton H-bomb, Half of the citizenry were considered casualties inthe Victoria area, not so civil de- fence personnel and government officials. They all survived and had a ball. Included in the scheme were fourteen CD aircraft, (whatever good they were), along withnum- erous ambulances and other CD vehicles which may be seen from time to time cruising about civil- defencing. During the whole show no-one mentioned that each per- son taking would have had to be in the basement of a stone or brick building to survive a real bomb long enough to co-ordinate rescue and salvage. A one million ton bomb over Victoria would reduce every wooden structure to cinders in three seconds, That includes telephone poles as well, but the phones between Duncan and Vic- toria buzzed all day of the affair. Everyone involved considered the affair a huge success, and the only sensible conclusion: they were pleased it wasn’t for real. None of the civilian population were disturbed by the big play. * * * IT’S WRONG ABOUT BUTLER: He’s the bi-ped kangaroo trom Australia who advocates invading Cuba and several other idiotic policies designed to create nuc- lear halocaust. It’s wrong about ‘Butler to think that he repre- sents any segment of the popu- lation of Australia. He has found a way to make a lucrative liv- ing peddling hate socialism to people here who already do not like socialism. It’s good to know he comes from ‘‘down-under”’’ and that is exactly where he should be like any rodent. * * * THE UNEMPLOYED EM- PLOYABLES: The daily news media give conflicting percentag- es of unemployed as supplied by the U.I.C. It happens if an un- employed person fails to report Granville Island B.C. Automotive Service Co. Ltd. Granville ls. MU 4-9819 Wally Sklaruk KEEP SMILING, FRIENDS enjoy Good, Home-Cooked Meals at Jennie’s Cafe 335 Main St. @ Modern equipment @ Dining room service BOREING t | ROOFING ! & SHEET METAL Reasonable A Guiters and Downpipes Duroid. Tar and Gravel NICK BITZ <> a