ag "gees men aeae uo \- ear) psa vole | lpoas eae MB, 7 nae - hoa > » i Het ~—e NETNG TD Lice Se bra, SEE YOU INA Dees Saal om euNey! a ‘Dear ‘Ann Landers: " People sometimes accuse. you of making up lettera, They. Just can't belleve it's possible to. gel’ into - the fixes they read ‘about. ~ fn your: column. The en- ‘0 Selosed is from the ‘San Diego Tribune. It should a put an end to all specula: on. F hope you print it. -. > It¥riade my day... - - HEP WANTED SECTION? TLE | eam) werpieenwe WT moxmeawiset Wh i by Jeff MacNelly ‘| HE NEEDS NO Doctor! WE OF ATLANTIS LSE THE HEALING POWER, POSTS SYNOACATE, INC_ 19E3 MARVEL COMICS GROUP, Dry. Cane mace CoPrraGHrT @ I COnP. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. THE REGISTER ANG TREBLE __ by Stan Lee and Fred Kida MINUTES LATER. “ THE PAIN IS ; by Johnny Hart | + ALAG3¢ THE LITTLE o WEE | NOW THA REAL. Wee NIFFER HAS A | HUMILIATION ! WAGELE ON THEOL FROBoSscS.| ? 7 ; g ST wep apt = ene ie > by Lynn Johaston COMEON-AoMITIT, | [IMASIE YOURSELF |] EveRY WEEK ?- |] TeD!-1 HAD A AARD EPITIERSON- 7 (GONG ANYWHERE, DONG) | THAT'S 52 GIRIS || ENOUGH TIME. SNWOULDN'T 7-7 [ANYTHING YOU LIKED—| Ly VERR | * YOU DATING A DIFFER | ee, 6 “—T DONT WANT THE PRESS INFLUENCING THE JURK..ISSUE. AAG RAR tes ——, . Parker and Johnny Hart | TELL THEM THEY \ CAN COME TO THE ff ae EXECUTION. a (——— way Cons ey Pee Dey ‘ranted: A: §fc)-tall,. -150-pound:- young woman ~. last seen wearing only 3 firdle and -running: In Ission Valley. Anyone - having information may call officers at police + ‘Headquarters .or phone. -- Bullock's department *-gtore, where the woman . =, accused of shopliftin = bit, clawed and fough' off two security guards before losing her cloth- ing and making her way tofreedom. Le The fracas started . _ about 7:30 p.m. Wednes- day when she, was seen stuffing biouses and maternity: pants inside _ her girdle. Security Suards Linda Gill and Clifford Labyk, who now are nursing wounds ‘in flicled by teeth and fin- gernails, followed the _ Shoplifter. and tried to ~ take her into custody. . The’ woman’ began | fighting like: crazy, ac-_ -cording to a police ac- count. bail player,” grabbed the woman to keep her from hitting his partner after Gill was bitten on the ‘hand. Labyk struggled to. “fragmented Into many _: hold the woman. him an the arm twice. The shoplifter lost her shoes as she tried to pull away, Then her blouse ‘atid skirt came off. She wasn't wearing a bra. Police impounded the - woman's clothes, but she escaped with the mer- chandise stuffed in ‘her girdle. 4. That's it, Ann. Want to comment? —- Truth Is “Stranger In California .. Dear Truth: After 27 * years Iam positively shockproof.. Credit should be given ’ to John Gilmore of the ~ San Diego Tribune. He's my kind of reporter. Canis of fo were thoughtless Dear Ann Landers; In October 1 lost my dear mother, who was only 49 _ years old. 1 was and still am devastated. t Christmastime I receiv: dozéns of cards from friends and relatives * -. wishing me “joy, merri- ment and happiness.” I was ‘shocked that ~people ‘could: be~ sa thoughtless. All card stores. have a ‘special byk, who police” say. “Ss as big. as a foot--. good . guy. He: would enter a demagogue and _ “while perso. emerge an attentive lls- » The media have i tener. -With the purifica- the he: virus to the tion systent Iunctidning, point where] want to ex- _ the atmosphere would | — plode whenever I see yet , Gxude ‘common’ ‘sens, another article or TV charity. and. -enlighten- -~ special’ that makes us mente took: like.a’ bunch of un- “Gone would be scorn. touchables akin to the / and ridicule. T he envir lepers of Biblical times.. “raniment, woe, encour. No one has mentioned ', age excellence and’. herpes ~"\statesmanship, Instead of shat many sulfer: “producing “stalemate, : ers like me have out- . ~blame-fixing and ‘legisia-. . breaks about three times ‘.tlve rigor mortis, the legislature. would. pro ° duce laws that were just andhelpfu. =~ -. The legislature would “inspire admiration and + respect. It would begin to abstain from sexual ac- HRS eal than. . not to kiss an one when you have a cold sore. ’ provide leadership, ine - mowice that you have the stead of seeking guid- . disease unless that shee {torn thewiedover gon might be affected by ‘The Shedding Room it. no I have never infected > would not take up much anyone nor do 1 intend to space because once bias - and pettiness and pre ~ - tense are removed from their. carriers, they be come extremely small, requiring scant storage - . pTeas. an oy ‘The. idea of purging ' one’s -self of those flaws ‘that Inhibit positive growth is a reasonable one — and a necessary one. Necessary. because Dettermert has to be . pushed. It {s simply much “easier to let people duwa’ than It Is to lift them up. It'is also necessary be- | ' hear one more herpes oke, I will scream. : i print this for those who, have ‘are a fairly normal life. We de- . serve better than we have been getting. — Everytown. I agree with your as- sessment of the media's treatment of herpes and it n'a more realistic con- text. Some ‘herpes ‘vic: tims have wellten to say Cause we ha ey ‘have had only one ” that Is beginning pocety attack, over two years ~- ike Humpty Dumpty | ago and: are in perfect health. So let’s take that. after the fall. We are scarlet. letter off the backs of these people economic and philosaph- who may be thoroughly ic demand groups, each _ listening whith Fi biased Gece nt and want to play _ ear, each advocating ~~" -.° | their own countless vir- ONLY ONE TICKET?. tues while portraying the pbpenents ‘as utterly lacking in any social ré- ' deeming value. The Shedding Room is a harmless, cerebral - ~ game.that can be played anywhere, -at. anytime, . by anyone‘at no cost, but it would, be espevially pitasant if-the game gan here at the top. in the legislature, ~- There has been so much written about * herpes that I hope you don't toss this letter in the wastebasket the What do you think of an organization that awards as sales prizes ole peraon — NO spouses included? This is the third year in a row my husband has won such a prize, and I Alone Before you condemn the campany, check It out. [t seems peculiar at best and unlikely at see the word. worst. Tvet had he ‘sinee I If, indeed, it is a ticket was 6 years of age. They for one, your: husband | were simple cold sores ought to make every ef- it he nevertheless.” fort to take you along Uslortuma ely. becanse this time. co a) . ignorance, . - wage, . ‘Spread 1 genitally, con getrd fo Ellen in which as you know can typ neon SHO MEE get: done by touching the: :: pest 3 used rexual ly! by genitals with fingers one. poy she went with t have come in con- havea different Wind’ of: tact: with the cold sores. sta _ around the mouth, But ‘ . belleve it or net, Iam |§=—« J. am 17 years old, a selection for those In- mourning. I did receive a few.and appreciated them great Because respect your - opinion I need to know if Tam being. too-harsh on ~ -my friends, or- were. they ---- vo eta oul of order? — AK, Paterson,NJ. Dear AK I did not- pecial cards were available for..mourners 3 Many who - Sent. thelr ‘standard.- - - know § and perbaps..many “wishing you. joy” -mes-' ' " sages didn't know about them either. Do lorgive them. I'm sure they .did- n’t mean to offend you. Dear Ann Landers: I just. read the letter from the Doberman_ pinscher and would like equal time. I_am a black cat. Many. superstitious peo- le kick me to make sure “J. - don’t cross in front. of them. Others avoid me, ‘Iike- E had ‘some loathe- some disease. Please tell : your . readers 1 am ‘friendly and In need o - ‘affection. * ’ 1 Jeng to be held and - petted. 50 Dear Green Eyes; You sound purr-ty sweet to sw me. I'm passing the ward. The Capitol Hill Toast- .. tasters Club recently mei in the House cham- bers, The followlng arti- ¢ hased on a ad: . le is dress delivered by David Joereenson of Morehead, - Calli, Please print it. — A Fan on With pleasure. It’s a ‘beauty and can-apply to any government legisia- ture. Here's an edited version: : We all need a Shedding Room. [ft could be locat: — {na central location: just off the floor. Prior 10 de- . bate all members would pass through the Shed- ‘ding Room and leave - those things that inhibit understanding, wisdom and success, - : The Shedding Room wauld become a-repoaito- ry for affeetation, bias . “and bigotry; a stureroom for. bloated. egos, vanity and envy. There would be shelves fur pettiness, intolerance and extreme partisanship. : wauld be compartments for foregone conclusions, obsessions and hasty judgments. In the corner. would be an open bin for closed minds. Stacked in lhe. Shedding’ Room wold be evasion, subter-" fuge, ‘ger! _ Le A member would walk Inte the Shedding Room a bully and come out a pretense and Insin- * : hanks so much. ; _ green Eyes In Mis- There . “stil a decent, worth-| _- year during which we - T sce tio reason to an- . e that chance, and if] - hope your letter will put - trips to Florida, Hawall — or the Bahatinas for just | ‘think ifs. rotten. — . ready for sex, but ple: . of girls have tried to hit . on me. When I tellthem . - ‘am not Interested; they - drop me: Why'can't girlsenjoya. > ~ are asked? — Just Aver- ~ age Tos, ws -‘It.is a privilege and a - “elothes-on” trie or at least wait until leasure to print your etter. Thanks for letting us. know you exist. - ‘tian a Here is th other aide of the story réce: every cus tomer a favor and print walting from the hair of the ap- intment before me, 90 . 1 know it will be several valuable, but so is mine. Thad to leave work early ‘to get here and will have to make up the time I miss, If you will be angry. ane it may be two weeks before I can get another ap pointment. Had I known - you were going to be co ‘Jate, I could have worked longer or run some er- rands, But I will be pollte and remain silent .and you will probably expect : a tip even you ites late. Please give me a~ break. I like the way you ~ do my halr, but It is very frustrating to have ta wait when there is so much [ could be doing, — Weary Customer _At least 500 women have written with slml- lar complaints. Here’s a suggestion: Your hair- dresser should have your phone number. When he. is running late, Tie should let you know. This won" always work, but when It does It will help take the edge off the situation. - inna | HEATHCLIFF 2 ae - “HE DOESN'T DO WINDOWS.” “s, - . . Test ANE Pie oe : ¥% aad na “ . “Remember Ralphy, the moron? - ; ' He’s making $250,000 a year.” ‘Tecegcenecaneani nimi itanees resnmsoneannceaneconanendingy TE SENET Ot eee mete OR tend Reha eo recom