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‘Dear ‘Ann Landers:

" People sometimes accuse.

you of making up lettera,
They. Just can't belleve

it's possible to. gel’ into -
the fixes they read ‘about.

~ fn your: column. The en-

‘0 Selosed is from the ‘San
Diego Tribune. It should
a put an end to all specula:

on. F hope you print it.

-. > It¥riade my day... - -

HEP WANTED SECTION?

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by Jeff MacNelly

‘| HE NEEDS NO Doctor!
WE OF ATLANTIS LSE
THE HEALING POWER,

POSTS
SYNOACATE, INC_

19E3 MARVEL COMICS GROUP, Dry. Cane mace

CoPrraGHrT @ I
COnP. ALL

RIGHTS RESERVED. THE REGISTER ANG TREBLE

__ by Stan Lee and Fred Kida
MINUTES LATER. “
THE PAIN IS

; by Johnny Hart |

+ ALAG3¢ THE LITTLE

o

WEE | NOW THA REAL.
Wee NIFFER HAS A | HUMILIATION !
WAGELE ON THEOL FROBoSscS.|
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= ene ie > by Lynn Johaston
COMEON-AoMITIT, | [IMASIE YOURSELF |] EveRY WEEK ?- |] TeD!-1 HAD A AARD
EPITIERSON- 7 (GONG ANYWHERE, DONG) | THAT'S 52 GIRIS || ENOUGH TIME.
SNWOULDN'T 7-7 [ANYTHING YOU LIKED—| Ly VERR |
* YOU DATING A DIFFER | ee, 6

“—T DONT WANT THE PRESS
INFLUENCING THE JURK..ISSUE.
AAG RAR

tes
——, .

Parker and Johnny Hart |

TELL THEM THEY
\ CAN COME TO THE ff
ae EXECUTION. a

(———
way Cons ey Pee Dey

‘ranted: A: §fc)-tall,.

-150-pound:- young woman

~. last seen wearing only 3

firdle and -running: In
Ission Valley. Anyone
- having information may

call officers at police

+ ‘Headquarters .or phone.
-- Bullock's department
*-gtore, where the woman

. =, accused of shopliftin
= bit, clawed and fough'
off two security guards
before losing her cloth-
ing and making her way
tofreedom. Le

The fracas started .

_ about 7:30 p.m. Wednes-
day when she, was seen
stuffing biouses and
maternity: pants inside

_ her girdle. Security
Suards Linda Gill and
Clifford Labyk, who now

are nursing wounds ‘in

flicled by teeth and fin-

gernails, followed the
_ Shoplifter. and tried to
~ take her into custody. .

The’ woman’ began |
fighting like: crazy, ac-_

-cording to a police ac-
count.
bail player,” grabbed the
woman to keep her from
hitting his partner after
Gill was bitten on the

‘hand. Labyk struggled to. “fragmented Into many

_: hold the woman.
him an the arm twice.
The shoplifter lost her
shoes as she tried to pull
away, Then her blouse
‘atid skirt came off. She
wasn't wearing a bra.

Police impounded the -

woman's clothes, but she
escaped with the mer-
chandise stuffed in ‘her
girdle. 4.
That's it, Ann. Want to
comment? —- Truth Is
“Stranger In California

.. Dear Truth: After 27
* years Iam positively

shockproof..
Credit should be given
’ to John Gilmore of the

~ San Diego Tribune. He's

my kind of reporter.
Canis of fo
were thoughtless

Dear Ann Landers; In

October 1 lost my dear

mother, who was only 49

_ years old. 1 was and still

am devastated. t

Christmastime I receiv:

dozéns of cards from

friends and relatives

* -. wishing me “joy, merri-

ment and happiness.”

I was ‘shocked that
~people ‘could: be~ sa
thoughtless. All card
stores. have a ‘special

byk, who police”
say. “Ss as big. as a foot--.

good . guy. He: would

enter a demagogue and _ “while perso.

emerge an attentive lls- » The media have i
tener. -With the purifica- the he: virus to the

tion systent Iunctidning, point where] want to ex-

_ the atmosphere would | — plode whenever I see yet
, Gxude ‘common’ ‘sens, another article or TV
charity. and. -enlighten- -~ special’ that makes us
mente took: like.a’ bunch of un-
“Gone would be scorn. touchables akin to the
/ and ridicule. T he envir lepers of Biblical times..
“raniment, woe, encour. No one has mentioned

', age excellence and’. herpes
~"\statesmanship, Instead of shat many  sulfer:
“producing “stalemate, : ers like me have out-

. ~blame-fixing and ‘legisia-. . breaks about three times

‘.tlve rigor mortis, the
legislature. would. pro °
duce laws that were just
andhelpfu. =~
-. The legislature would

“inspire admiration and

+ respect. It would begin to

abstain from sexual ac-

HRS eal
than.

. not to kiss an one when

you have a cold sore.

’ provide leadership, ine -  mowice that you have the
stead of seeking guid- . disease unless that
shee {torn thewiedover gon might be affected by

‘The Shedding Room it. no

I have never infected

> would not take up much
anyone nor do 1 intend to

space because once bias -
and pettiness and pre ~
- tense are removed from
their. carriers, they be
come extremely small,
requiring scant storage -
. pTeas. an oy
‘The. idea of purging
' one’s -self of those flaws
‘that Inhibit positive
growth is a reasonable
one — and a necessary
one. Necessary. because
 Dettermert has to be .
pushed. It {s simply much
“easier to let people duwa’
than It Is to lift them up.

It'is also necessary be- |

' hear one more herpes
oke, I will scream.
: i print this

for those who, have

‘are a

fairly normal life. We de-

. serve better than we

have been getting. —
Everytown.

I agree with your as-
sessment of the media's
treatment of herpes and

it n'a more realistic con-
text. Some ‘herpes ‘vic:
tims have wellten to say

Cause we ha ey ‘have had only one
” that Is beginning pocety attack, over two years
~- ike Humpty Dumpty | ago and: are in perfect

health. So let’s take that.
after the fall. We are scarlet. letter off the

backs of these people

economic and philosaph- who may be thoroughly

ic demand groups, each

_ listening whith Fi biased Gece nt and want to play _
ear, each advocating ~~" -.° |

their own countless vir- ONLY ONE TICKET?.

tues while portraying the

pbpenents ‘as utterly

lacking in any social ré-

' deeming value.

The Shedding Room is
a harmless, cerebral -

~ game.that can be played
anywhere, -at. anytime,

. by anyone‘at no cost, but
it would, be espevially
pitasant if-the game

gan here at the top. in
the legislature, ~-

There has been so
much written about *
herpes that I hope you
don't toss this letter in
the wastebasket the

What do you think of
an organization that
awards as sales prizes

ole peraon — NO spouses
included?

This is the third year
in a row my husband has
won such a prize, and I

Alone

Before you condemn
the campany, check It
out. [t seems peculiar at
best and unlikely at

see the word. worst.

Tvet had he ‘sinee I If, indeed, it is a ticket
was 6 years of age. They for one, your: husband |
were simple cold sores ought to make every ef-

it he nevertheless.” fort to take you along
Uslortuma ely. becanse this time. co

a) . ignorance, . - wage, .
‘Spread 1 genitally, con getrd fo Ellen in
which as you know can typ neon SHO MEE get:
done by touching the: :: pest 3 used rexual ly! by
genitals with fingers one. poy she went with
t have come in con- havea different Wind’ of:

tact: with the cold sores. sta
_ around the mouth, But ‘ .
belleve it or net, Iam  |§=—« J. am 17 years old, a

selection for those In-

mourning. I did receive a
few.and appreciated
them great

Because respect your -

opinion I need to know if
Tam being. too-harsh on

~ -my friends, or- were. they ---- vo eta

oul of order? — AK,
Paterson,NJ.

Dear AK I did not-
pecial cards were
available for..mourners

3 Many who -
Sent. thelr ‘standard.- -

- know §
and perbaps..many

“wishing you. joy” -mes-'
' " sages didn't know about
them either. Do lorgive
them. I'm sure they .did-
n’t mean to offend you.
Dear Ann Landers: I
just. read the letter from
the Doberman_ pinscher
and would like equal
time. I_am a black cat.
Many. superstitious peo-
le kick me to make sure

“J. - don’t cross in front. of

them. Others avoid me,
‘Iike- E had ‘some loathe-
some disease. Please tell

: your . readers 1 am
‘friendly and In need o
- ‘affection. * ’
1 Jeng to be held and

- petted.

50
Dear Green Eyes; You
sound purr-ty sweet to

sw
me. I'm passing the

ward.
The Capitol Hill Toast-
.. tasters Club recently
mei in the House cham-
bers, The followlng arti-
¢ hased

on a ad: .

le is
dress delivered by David
Joereenson of Morehead,
- Calli, Please print it. —
A Fan on
With pleasure. It’s a
‘beauty and can-apply to
any government legisia-
ture. Here's an edited
version: :

We all need a Shedding

Room. [ft could be locat:
— {na central location: just

off the floor. Prior 10 de- .

bate all members would
pass through the Shed-

‘ding Room and leave

- those things that inhibit
understanding, wisdom
and success, - :
The Shedding Room

wauld become a-repoaito-

ry for affeetation, bias .

“and bigotry; a stureroom
for. bloated. egos, vanity
and envy. There would
be shelves fur pettiness,
intolerance and extreme
partisanship. :
wauld be compartments
for foregone conclusions,
obsessions and hasty
judgments. In the corner.
would be an open bin for
closed minds. Stacked in
lhe. Shedding’ Room

wold be evasion, subter-"

fuge,
‘ger! _ Le
A member would walk
Inte the Shedding Room
a bully and come out a

pretense and Insin-

* :

hanks so much. ;
_ green Eyes In Mis-

There .

“stil a decent, worth-|

_- year during which we -

T sce tio reason to an- .

e that chance, and if] -

hope your letter will put -

trips to Florida, Hawall —
or the Bahatinas for just |

‘think ifs. rotten. — .

ready for sex, but ple: .

of girls have tried to hit .
on me. When I tellthem . -
‘am not Interested; they -

drop me:

Why'can't girlsenjoya. >
~ are asked? — Just Aver- ~
age Tos, ws

-‘It.is a privilege and a

- “elothes-on” trie
or at least wait until

leasure to print your
etter. Thanks for letting
us. know you exist. -

‘tian a
Here is th other aide
of the story réce:

every cus
tomer a favor and print

walting

from the hair of the ap-
intment before me, 90
. 1 know it will be several

valuable, but so is mine.
Thad to leave work early
‘to get here and will have
to make up the time I
miss, If

you will be angry. ane it
may be two weeks before
I can get another ap
pointment. Had I known -
you were going to be co
‘Jate, I could have worked
longer or run some er-
rands, But I will be pollte
and remain silent .and
you will probably expect :
a tip even you
ites late.

Please give me a~
break. I like the way you
~ do my halr, but It is very
frustrating to have ta
wait when there is so
much [ could be doing,

— Weary Customer

_At least 500 women
have written with slml-
lar complaints. Here’s a
suggestion: Your hair-
dresser should have your
phone number. When he.
is running late, Tie should

let you know. This won"

always work, but when It
does It will help take the
edge off the situation. -

inna

| HEATHCLIFF

2 ae

- “HE DOESN'T DO WINDOWS.”

“s,

- . .
Test ANE Pie oe :

¥%

aad

na “ . “Remember Ralphy, the moron? -
; ' He’s making $250,000 a year.”

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