THE WESTERN CANADIAN LUMBER WORKER

REGIONAL OFFICERS Maurice Corbeil, Jack MacKenzie
and Jack Moore pay close attention to the views expressed -
by the Wages & Contract Conference delegates prior to
the drafting of the programmatic resolution. ‘

The lighter side

Tom: What a tumble down

shack! What keeps it to-
gether?

Don: The termites are hold-
ing hands,

Rago Ie

Dad: Gerry, you have your
shoes on the wrong feet.
Gerry: But Dad, they’re the

only feet I have!
eu

Mike: I’ve been seeing
spots in my eyes.

Spike: Did you see a doc-
tor?

Mike: No, just spots.

Re Ke

Professor: If you were in
Africa and saw a lion coming,
what steps would you take?

Student: The longest steps

I could!
kk.

Dick: There are an awful
lot of girls who don’t want to
get married.

Jane: How do you know
that?
Dick: I’ve asked them.

KK OK

First explorer: It was -so
cold where we were that the
candle froze and we couldn’t
put it out.

Second explorer: That’s no-
thing. Where we were the
words came out of our
mouths in icicles and we had
to heat them to see what we
were saying!

* * *

Teddie: I don’t think I de-
serve a zero on this paper.

Teacher: Neither do I, but

it’s the lowest mark I give.
Ok ok

One day a very worried
looking man knocked at Mrs.
Brown’s door. “I’m terribly
sorry,” he said. “I’ve run

over your cat, I’d like to re-
place it.” “Well,” said Mrs.

New
Labour
Council

Trade unionists in New
Westminster and surrounding
districts have won a signal
victory in their bid to set up
a new labour council. Word
has been received that the
Canadian Labour Congress
has approved the establish-
ment of a council for the area
and will issue soon the neces-
sary charter.

The new Council will have
a membership potential of ap-
proximately 16,000, and will
serve the areas of New West-
minster, Burnaby, Coquitlam,
Surrey, Delta, and the Fraser
Valley to Hope.

The drive for the new la-
bour council was spearhead-
ed by Wyman Trineer, Presi-
dent of Local 1-357 IWA, fol-
lowing the Local Union's dis-
affiliation from the Vancou-
ver Labour Council three
years ago.

Trineer stated the reason
for wanting a new council
was simply a matter of geo-
graphy: New Westminster
and the Valley members had
to drive too far to attend the
Vancouver meetings. He also
said that the problems of the
unionists in these out-lying
areas could better be served
by such a council.

Brown doubtfully, “it’s all

‘right with me. But can you

catch mice?”
* * *

Big Sister: Pll help you
with your arithmetic. Now,
if I had 10 oranges and gave
you 2, how many would I
have left?

Tommy: I don’t know. In
my class we do arithmetic

with apples.

WITh the

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