Page ¢. The Herald, Monday August 25,190 ‘ANIMAL CRACKERS) =! A by Roger Bollen as HE FIFTY-NINTH AND =e op STL : (Fees “HE SCORE 1S "CO THO: ‘rs AREAL \ picHeRs’ BATTLE. by Johnny Hart | WHAT Guesr | WITH INTHE: FRA G the WIZARD OF ID ap ‘~ Ne the AMAZING SPIDERMAN IW »\ ERT AITE Taanoic Now THERES A ax vty AN “WOR HODEX PUTING SLE! egE 18 Monopoly magistrate. 8 Laundry : . * - - “Your shoes are marking the rug!" by Brant Parker and Johnny Hart IT APPEARS HE POESN'T SCARE EASILY | : * Aryeh, aur sesudsewa eid hie ‘Readers Not Too ~ Tired to Write - By Abigail Van Buren: @ 1080 by Universe! Press Syndicate Veqbretaabone Ueea bE Rae E res MOM ACUE ts LN ' by Stan Lee and John Romita . the only woman who feels thie wey. Please poll your __ a ° no . ” yeaders, Abby, and if they’re honest, I think you'll a tere ee ce al on a ee find I'm right." tabulated: . . . TOTAL RESPONSES TO DATE: 106,448 Agreed with TERED: .......- weess 61,0865 Disagreed: ...........ecceerss cit, 145,308 Some sample comments: a husband who's tired!” I sure love booze.” ROGER, ST POUND HIM! my. best time of my life!” where everyone knows your business.” my face? I'm 85, and agree with TIRED. by Dik Browne WHEN I WAS A KID, THE OLD ~ FOLKS ALWAYS TOLD MEL ai “TOO YOUNG To UNDERSTAND” Now THE KIDS TELL MEIM*TOOOLD TO UNDERSTAND * | I MUST BE STUCK IN AN AWKWARD AcE". 1 last 20 years.” and money worrica make a man a poor lover.” who would have me?’ BROOM- HILDA, HOW Hy DO YOU GET SOME ALMA SAP OUT OF A TREE? © SR Sees ene rane bree we &S by Russell Myers apse buted By © 7H grag” Coma" sats Ey “] agree with TIRED. Even a hooker gets to retire. ; TIRED IN EVANSVILLE, ILL. 95 aeED ia < out of her tree. P'm noon to be 50, married over yeara, can’t get enoug! at wonderful atuff.” 7 _ FOXY IN FT. WORTH. “| disagree! I'm 68 and my husband is 69, and the older he - gete, the better he gets!” READ lace ava. time: 2% min, 37 Site of coal wr . vg. sotution 8 2 Wallach L PIO!T Arizona 23 Oahu ‘isa O18 senator, neckwear . .[P/A/SIS slo) and family Spheres TISHRROIRTI 4t Id est, for a1 Legal counsel i MiP © short Oi. OW! 42 Winter Baars EI TIE] ° Stooge . PIRIO MCommand - SIT RRSHT «Table spread ts tonmachs See bl 6 Genuine ‘ Sié “ . Ss Submnachine NIEIEIO! ¢7Dub : P| AIVEESICIELY! 4s Raced 61 Freudian Well, here’s an update on my survey, and there are “T'm-50, raised two children, married 29 years, cared for a semi-invalid mother, moved 14 times, worked almost .my entire married life'as a nurse, and believe it or not, i'e my RICHMOND, VA. YADEZBI AIBEDY BND, YDR BYZPS “T always took a couple of stiff drinks to face what was ’ -, 7 4 waiting for me in the bedroom. I'm 63, and still hatesex,but JTN JBSTNDP SZYZRTNY as . _ BALTIMORE t.;., “here must be something wrong with TIRED. I'm 81, ude a u: “pad when my husband was eli elke ive I thought sex wee the moat’ in the world, byt now that.'m a widow, it’s kind of hard to find someone to play with — especially in a small town HAVING FUN AT 81 “Tm 51, and now that our kids are out of the house we can make Jove in the afternoon, make all the noise we want, and I don’t have to worry about getting pregnant. Thia is the | _ By Eugene Sheffer _ worker 9 Poet EE. — Gloomy 1 fo 4 se | 8 {9 fio. [i Tz il 4 15 16 7 at 1 Fa) 24 [25 128 a [2 30 "fat | K7] ki] ET) % [3 3 a 41 42-143 |“ eT | i |? |e, com SD [st x ‘ 4 E vi i jr} t =) ; 6 . C3 oe = Zs " CRYPTOQUIP 5-f, “Veaterday's Crypteyaip — HOTHOUSE ROSES WILL EMEY PERFUME. , . _— a ai. aa ot ay’ Cris { pe ii cine: Yeu ials Ei use ; HAPPY IN DENVER “How can I enjoy sex when my husband comes to bed with his teeth out, needing a bath, and belching onions in |G NO NAME IN CLEVELAND “lm pushing 85, and hope that the last healthy breath God gives me will be spent in an intimate embrace with my A. IN.SYRACUSE “At 50 I got nothing out ofsex. I thought I went frigid, but something happened somewhere around 53, and now we're more compatible sexually than we've ever been. Hard work . , oe N.Y.C. “Pye been a widow for 12 years. My husband and I both enjoyed sex until he died. He was 90. I could still enjoy it, but JUNE, AGE Sl . supposed to enjoy sex, go I felt guilty when I did. My husband died, and when I LAURA, AGE 77 ¥ AND EAGER IN BREMERTON “T agree with TERED. Sex is much ado about nothing. | aay, ‘If you want something done right -- do it yourself?" ‘ ALONE AND HAPPY - LEO. (July 23 to Aug. A good vowels. Solution is accomplished by trial and error. od _ © We98 King Features dyndicate Ine, atle Your Individual . . Horoscope Frances Drake ARIES , (Mar. 21 to Apr. wmVego somepla Business talks will be SAGITTARIUS wg A | productive now. Have the (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) _ necessary facts at your. Business conferences gine > well, Let higher-ups know”? disposal. Evening favors our iews. The p.m. 3 oped TAURUS (Ape. 99 to May-20) Oda? aoe CORN | © Talks with children and (Dec. 22 to Jan. 1) WO ee creative activity go well now. Contacts with agents,t The late p.m. is conducive to lawyers and publishers should bs reconciling differences with 8 go well. Express sentiments.{ioi friend. A loved one wanta to hearsvo GEMINI ; from you. Short trips favored.s¢5 (May 11 to June 20) * AQUARTUS mW Reil estate transactions (Jan. 20 to Feb. eGR 2H discussions . Put your accounts in order.co, ee Ft estate matters. Watch p.m.jin5 brings career galns Finances extravagance, though thevge evening should ‘be pleasant. CANCER, z.9 PISCES . CATT > July 2) VED (Feb, 19 to Mar, 2) MEX “YOU BORN TODAY are dedicated to the ideal of 22) SRR service and would make a, day for financial good spokesman for a cause. T transactions, but watch You're an idealist who's), money , Feligion ' action. Evening could be aresome of the flelds in which®™° _ romantic. - i you'd find fulfillment. You?=" ; have executive ability, but’ ~ ‘VIRGO mp often serve in an a psd : (Aug. -23 to Sept. 22) capacity. You have the ability’“i+ impressed to commercialize : will be your artiste @iti with your point of view. Your talents and may be drawn to%>< powers of self are literature, Banking 1907 keen. The p.m. favors manufacturing, teaching lil! romantic tles, — research, music andy LIBRA ; psychology are other possibleiai: Self-evaluation leads to new snititery te peyton, U-Sinawy i. leader; Peggyiy; insights. Private study Guggenhelm, art ‘co nine favored. Petty at mHOY work have a happy resolution. and nristopher arg Business mixes with pleasure. 103 AGRON, Ee