giving the column over to guests this issue. First we have allace on our “‘free press”: THE SECRET CENSORS Whom do our papers get as advisers? Millionaire owners and advertisers. * * * #1 Jerry Morse has cooked something up. He writes: be the Galloping Gourmet can add a few suggestions to the (Mg recipies which I offer here as my contribution to get poor We nd others into action. J FIRST: A RECIPE FOR HASH +a couple of left-over potatoes—slice them, add some other 7 bits of fish or stew meat. Fry the mess in a pan that has eared with left-over grease. Cook on a small fire to save t quickly in order to get greater energy from this hash. NEXT: A RECIPE FOR SOAKING ESSENTIALS ato the Computer Room, program the computer to price-fix ,feS on all food, shelter and clothing. Add a good helping of Pressure to a point that the market can absorb. Keep cook- mixture in supermarkets, land speculation . containers, profit-maker-pressure-cooker until the “directors on the ‘Say WELY DONE. Then take the well done profits and divi- 4. YOur own special refrigerator bank and while the cooked- /cacies are cooling, fly to a sunny beach in the South and Ap the essentials. However, before going, program the com- {0 throw a few bones, just in case poor people begin to get e€ idea that some little price discount drops are not really It of competition, but rather someone had programmed the er, forgetting to include the fact that poor people and others da are awakening to the soaking of essentials. NOW: A RECIPE FOR BIG PIES € people control the national income instead of big busi- uild: 200,000 publicly-owned low-cost homes. Build more S, recreational and education facilities, and open the doors can get into them. Add a good helping of higher taxes on ite wealth. Sprinkle thickly with a Capital Gains Tax. A RECIPE FOR SPECIAL CANADIAN FOODS re ownership (public) of all national resources as the basis eloping secondary industry. Add in a publicly operated ‘Policy to build an East-West all-Canadian power grid and €asured all-Canadian oil pipe-line. Mix in a larger measured Jan gas pipeline. Carefully mix in a modern machine-tool . Stir in a merchant marine, build ships. Expand our chemi- an and export more of all our products to all markets orld. ; THIS RECIPE IS FOR SPECIAL GUESTS oe the Canadian Air and Waters are clean, before and ALLY: A RECIPE TO CUT DOWN COST OF THINGS COOKING IN CANADA ; € our arms budget by 50%. e recipes will provide jobs and overcome most poverty.) %* * ok ¢ iF THE POLITICIAN AND THE LOVESICK CAMEL i, BENARES, India (Reuter) — Prime Minister Pierre El- tudeau rode a camel near here today, but had to “eP ot it when the animal refused to kneel down for him light. 3 An East Indian camel named Peel was asked for Trudeau to kneel: If he wants off my hump, he can go take a jump § in the lake—that is just how I feel.” ad ee Prime minister harred and humped, out answered without seeming stumped: “I'd bet you a buck, if you were a Canu you'd leap at the chance.”—But he jumped The camel said: “I must insist, before I am being dismissed that you act like you’re wont or be damned if you don’t: when I’m diddled I want to be kissed.” “Why, even if you were a goat,” d Trudeau, “I'd gladly hop to ’t. at’s a face among friends, When our love story. ends with me getting another vote.” —H. M. * # * sp atietid Henry wrote that he didn’t know, of course, at ae More to come. The Toronto Star reports from Singa- Tudeau visited the Malaysian state of Sabah were he an Orangoutang named Joan who kissed him on the pad to pull off his shorts.” Maybe Joan is just studying Y Of government in Canada? a a a ae a ee ta iS A 3