PAGE 6, THE HERALD, Thursday, January 5, 1978

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Parker & Hart

Why Pay To Educate
Others’ Children?

- By Abigail Van Buren

© 1078 by Chicago Tribune-N.Y, Nows Syad. Inc.

DEAR ABBY: Why should people who do not use the
public schools have to pay taxes for them? We are taxed to
leath.
T don’t mind paying taxes for things I get,some benefit
from, but we haven't had any children in the public schools
for 12 years, 30 why should we have to pay to gat other

people's children educated?
TAXED TO DEATH

DEAR TAXED: Free public education, pald for out of
general taxes, is the only way to give all children an equal
chance to learn. [t is considered a “community service,”
the same as parks, highways, libraries, and the police and
fire departmente,

Such services are possible only if everyone pays for
then. We would be in a fine fix if, for example, our fire
departments were financed only by those who “used”

em. .

DEAR ABBY; Do you think a traveling salesman should
dance while he’s on the road?

It's not the actual dancing I object to, but I think it could
lead to more serious things. 1 became aware of this when
my husband started bringing home shirta with lipstick on
the collar, shoulders and down the front. ;

Lipstick seems to get on the shirta only when he dances

away from home. Never when he's in a group with his wife. |,

I would appreciate your opinion.
DANCER'S WIFE

DEAR WIFE: Not many traveling salesmen feel like
dancing on the road, but if yours does, he'd better cut It out
before he gets all tripped up. ;

DEAR ABBY: My brothers and sisters and I are
married. Our mother, who has been widow for years, is
hard of hearing, so we all chipped in and bought her a
hearing aid. She‘heare fine when she uses it, but she’s
either too proud or too contrary to wear it, She doesn’t want
people to know. ;

“Abby. What should we do?

After visiting her we come away exhausted. Our throata

are sore from hollering, and our nerves are on edge, so am
consequently we don't visit her as often as we should, Sho 9

butta into conversations, and gives anewera to entirely
different questions from the ones asked, It's just awful,

DEAR SON: What YOU suffer is mild com:
your hard-of-hearing mother must be
assume that she’s
hearing aid. Perhaps it’s not In good working order.

Or it could be uncomfortable or too conspicuous for her]

tastes. Investigate the newest in hearing ads, and be sure

your mother has the best, It will open up a wonderful new §

-world for her. And for you, too. t
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JEWS": Perhaps you do not know that the Jesus you love

was horn a Jew, lived his life as a Jew and died a Jew. (He

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Furthermore, all of the 12 apostles (xe well as St. Pani and
the first Pope) were Jews.

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anpublished reply, write Abby: Box 69700, Los Angeles,
Calif. 90069. Enclose estarmped, self-addressed cnvelope.

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